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onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire






zackisontumblr:

i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’




happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana



lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me




brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon



luigl:

sageruto:

complete this post

im not racist but

i love to fuck eggs, all i can think about is their white exterior rubbing against my dick im not racist but egg fucking is my true passion



fawun:

unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity



if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook



rustedknees:

the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts







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